Dad of Daughters Takes Parenting One Witty Come-Back At A Time!

Main image via The Indianapolis Star

Remember when dad jokes were a thing? Yea, well not until an Indianapolis based blogger introduced the ‘daughter jokes’ on his twitter account! The father of four daughters posts the daily shenanigans and the never-ending questions from his daughters and we’re pretty much mind-blown by how his children (who are all aged 8 and below) can come up with some really witty comebacks!

Here are some of his ‘conversations’ with his daughters.

1. Yea, can’t argue with that.

4-year-old: Can I have a cookie?

Me: After you eat your lunch.

4: I ate it yesterday.

I should have set a time limit.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 17, 2018

2. Yup, that’s right! Live like you own it girl!

4-year-old: Today is a big day.

Me: Why?

4: I said it is.

Get it, girl.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 17, 2018

3. That got upgraded from cute to savage real quick!

6-year-old: Can you help me build a blanket fort?

Me: Sure. What do you need?

6: Bricks.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 29, 2018

4. Can you not see the imaginary crown on my head, Mr Dad?

6-year-old: I don't like hats

Me: Why not?

6: They block my crown.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 24, 2018

5. You’re using the wrong preposition, uncool.

Me: No jumping on the couch.

4-year-old: I'm jumping OFF it.

My apologies.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 20, 2018

6. Legit!

Me: *packs birthday treat bags*

3-year-old: Those are for me.

Me: They're to share with your friends.

3: It's not their birthday.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 9, 2018

7. Give this girl a scroll already!

Me: What did you do today?

8-year-old: Chased.

Me: Chased what?

8: Things I can't catch.

She just summed up my life.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2018

8. Like did you even go to college?

6-year-old: I need a shield.

Me: Why?

6: To stop swords.

Stupid question.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 24, 2018

9. Asking for an anteater friend…

6-year-old: Do anteaters only eat ants?

Me: Yeah.

6: What if they don't like ants?

Me: They have to like ants.

6: Maybe they like macaroni.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 21, 2018

10. Self-love above all!

Me: Are you going to be good?

4-year-old: I'm going to be me.

Uh oh.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2018

Well, now we wonder, are his million followers following him or his daughters? Wonder what the girls would answer to that!