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Avengers: Endgame is just two weeks away! How are you preparing yourself for the movie?
How much do people at the cinema who don’t keep quiet, annoy you?
Who are you bringing to watch it? This is where you might make a mistake. You’d probably want to show this article to anyone tagging along with you before it’s too late!
Rule Number 1 – DON’T BE LATE
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NEVER, EVER, be late! We don’t want to rush into the cinema and be highly anxious before the movie starts. We want to stay calm (because we know we’ll have anxiety attacks later) and not miss a thing from the movie!
Rule Number 2 – NO QUESTIONS!
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There are two types of people in this world; the ones who prepare themselves for a movie and the ones that keep talking to you while watching it!
If your friend belongs to the second type, warn them now! They should watch all the previous recaps of the movie and NO QUESTIONS should be asked during the show.
Rule Number 3 – NO ‘NOISY’ SNACKS!
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To be interrupted by questions is one thing, but to be interrupted by loud munching is something else! The sound of someone opening a snack packet or just munching aloud can distract us, which may lead to us missing some important parts of the movie. And if that happens, we’re not responsible for the damage that may occur after.
Rule number 4 – NO TOILET BREAKS
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So please, go easy on the drinks. You don’t want to walk pass people, balancing yourself, struggling not to step on their feet in the dark room and creating a whole new scene at the cinema. If you really have to go, then …
…crawl maybe?
Rule Number 5 – WATCH TILL THE END!
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By the end, we mean THE END! The credits, anything and everything they have to show. We’re staying there until the screen goes blank. If you’re not that patient, this movie is probably not for you to watch at the cinema. Stay home!
Rule Number 6 – KIDS!
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Time and again, we say this. No kids at the cinema. Especially if you’re going for night shows and your kids get cranky at night, please arrange for a babysitter instead.
We don’t want to hate on innocent kids, but we’re sure we’d be annoyed at you (the parents).
Is there anything else you’d want to add to this list? Please feel free to add on so that people out there can read and not spoil it for their partners!
Happy Watching!
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